If you’ve had it with the same old thing,

we’ll spare you the lament;

You need only hire Splenda

for your next office event

 She’ll sing a song or make a joke,

(skills not unlike DeNiro)

Then YOU can take the credit

and become the office hero!

 Be it birthday or a lay-off,

(that  would surely need a laugh)

There’s no better way to “honor”

a special someone on your staff!

Forget the same old cake and card

(We’re already overweight…)

Let this fat, fun fairy take the lead,

and your event will turn out great!

Splenda the Fairy

Wish Package #1:

Your special guest will receive a personal, customized greeting in a surprise visit from Splenda the Fairy., complete with fairy dust for good luck.

$199.00             

 

Wish Package #2:

Your guest of honor receives (in addition to Wish Package #1) a framed copy of their greeting and a Splenda the Fairy coffee mug gift package.

$225.00   

Wish Package #3:

Your guest of honor receives (in addition to Wish Packages #1 and #2) any 3 wishes granted.  (Wishes must not involve any illegal activity.)

$10,000,000      

Michelle Gotay  • 157 Kimberly Lane Watertown CT 06795

 203.217.8059 •  Email Splenda